Underwear dining

So, I call the two younger boys up from the basement for lunch today.

The five-year-old comes up wearing a shirt and sweatshirt zipped up with the hood securely in place.

And no pants.

My 13-year-old looks at me and dryly says, "I don't think I can eat under these conditions. I think we can at least enforce a basic dress code for lunch which should include pants."