This morning, Ethan, Mollie and I took a jaunt around our neighborhood on Prairiewood Dr. Ethan road the new bike he got for his birthday this past week.
Ethan: Mom. I have the worst news ever for Prairiewood. I mean, it sucks. It just sucks.
Me: What happened.
Ethan: You aren't going to believe this. It is bad news. Are you ready for the bad news?
Me: I'm ready.
Ethan: You know that big bump in the sidewalk? The biggest bump on the sidewalk in all of Prairiewood?
Me: Yup. I know the bump you are talking about.
Ethan: Well... it's gone. It's all gone. The biggest bump on Prairiewood is gone.
Me: What happened?
Ethan: It just disappeared! Gone!
Me: You mean someone fixed it?
Ethan: Yes. They fixed it! That was the best bump ever. It was such a fun bump mom and it was the biggest one.
Me: Oh no. Yeah. That was a great bump.
Ethan: I'm going to miss that bump. I loved that bump.