Me: I had the weirdest dream last night about us. We were staying in this shack by the coast somewhere and there was a hurricane coming and...
Paul cuts me off.
Paul: I had a dream you killed two people.
Paul: Yeah - it was weird. We were in the car - and you were driving and we went to some farmhouse in Dilworth...
Me: Dilworth? Why Dilworth?
Paul: I don't know... so we get to this farmhouse and you say, "Stay right here," and then you get out of the car and like beat two people to death. Then you get back in the car and drive away...
Paul: And you had no issue with it at all! You were totally sure that no one was going to catch you and that you had it all planned out. And I wasn't so sure but you kept telling me not to worry...
I cut Paul off.
Me: I am a little worried that you would dream about me doing that.
Paul: Yeah. It was weird.
Me: So... what does that say about how you think of me? I mean, do you think I'm like violent or something?
Paul: I don't know?
Me: What do you mean "you don't know?" That doesn't sound very reassuring!
Paul: Well (he starts laughing)... It WAS very weird... I can't figure out why you killed those two people... and why you were so cool about it - and in fact you were so not worried, that I was really worried about myself!
Me: Okay. I don't even know what to say. I can't believe you dreamed that I would kill anyone - let alone two people.
Paul: Maybe I am scared of you (He smirks)...
I roll my eyes.
Me: ANYWAYS... let me tell you about my hurricane dream... So we were in this shack with your sister's family and I had to go to Fleet Farm and buy wet suits of all of us to keep warm if we were going to get flooded.
Paul: That's weird.
Paul: But did you kill anyone?