I pick up Ethan and Zayd from the after-school program and Zayd is upset by a kid named...
Zayd: Yes. And that is really his name. ARM-AND.
So Zayd's upset by Armand because Armand apparently butted in during Zayd's turn to be the pitcher in kickball. Armand also had the gall to ram into Zayd when Armand was clearly out... leaving Zayd with a skinned knee.
Me: Did you cry?
Zayd: (voice choking up) But I wanted to! It hurt!
Anyways... Not only does Armand have the nerve to be an aggressive cheating kickball player, BUT...
Zayd: He's weird.
Zayd: Weirder than ME!
Zayd: And THAT's pretty weird!
Zayd: 'Cause I'm really weird!
At that point of the monologue, I was just trying to memorize what he said so I could blog it...
Zayd: And I don't want him to be that weird!
Zayd: Because I want the be the weirdest.