I pick up Ethan and Zayd from the after-school program and Zayd is upset by a kid named...
Zayd: Armand.
Me: Armand?
Zayd: Yes. And that is really his name. ARM-AND.
So Zayd's upset by Armand because Armand apparently butted in during Zayd's turn to be the pitcher in kickball. Armand also had the gall to ram into Zayd when Armand was clearly out... leaving Zayd with a skinned knee.
Me: Did you cry?
Zayd: No!
pause
Zayd: (voice choking up) But I wanted to! It hurt!
Anyways... Not only does Armand have the nerve to be an aggressive cheating kickball player, BUT...
Zayd: He's weird.
pause
Zayd: Weirder than ME!
pause
Zayd: And THAT's pretty weird!
pause
Zayd: 'Cause I'm really weird!
At that point of the monologue, I was just trying to memorize what he said so I could blog it...
Zayd: And I don't want him to be that weird!
long pause
Zayd: Because I want the be the weirdest.
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ReplyDeleteI do the same kind of thing at work - except I only share with other people at work.