I'm on the computer in the kitchen when Ethan comes in from outside doing a combination prance-like duck waddle.
He prances waddles right up to me.
Ethan: Did you know that when I get excited I have to poop?
Me: No. Wow. Interesting.
Me: So, you must be excited?
Ethan: Well... actually yes.
He walks away into the guest bathroom and shuts the door.
A few minutes later, he emerges.
Ethan: Uh... mom? The toilet is clogged.
Ethan: I was pretty excited.