Ethan: Mom. I kissed Mollie on the lips today.
Ethan: I don't know. (He looks to the ground and pauses). I just don't really know.
Me: What did Mollie think?
Ethan: I don't know.
Me: Why did you kiss her?
Ethan: I don't know. I just really wanted to! I really really wanted to!
Zayd: Do dogs have lips?
Ethan: Yes. Because I kissed them.