Last night Ethan was sitting at the breakfast bar, finishing his dinner. Zach was sitting next to him. I was loading the dishwasher.
Ethan: Mom! We did science in school today!
Mom: Wow! Science! What did you do?
Me: Yes. I know. You said science. But what kind of science did you do. Did you do a project or activity or something?
Ethan: I don't know.
Zach, still chewing his food, turns and looks at him.
Me: You don't know what you did?
Ethan: No. I don't remember.
Me: Then... how do you know you did science?
Apparently that was a stumper...
Ethan: Mom. We did science. That's all I knowed.
Zach looks at me - smirking.
Zach: He's a bright one... isn't he?