Zayd was walking out the door this morning... Like - right out the door - coat on, backpack on, on his way to school... when Zachary noticed something strange.
Zach: Uhm... excuse me. Did anyone notice Zayd has his jeans on backwards?
Indeed. Zayd had his jeans on backwards.
So - Paul takes a picture - It will probably be revealed again at Zayd's high school graduation reception which will inevitability be held in our garage in keeping with North Dakota tradition...
But I digress...
So Zach asks the obvious question:
Zach: Zayd! How did you manage to do that?
Zayd: It was dark!
Zach: But the zipper... AND the button - didn't you wonder why you had to zipper and button up in the back?
Zayd: I didn't have to button or zipper! I just went into my closet - and pulled up my pants. I didn't need to do anything!
Zach: Oh my God. What would you have done if you got to school like that!
Zayd: Well... if I noticed... I would have gone to the bathroom and switched it around.
IF he had noticed.