Zayd: If I am going to be a plumber - I'll need to start dressing like one.
(he then turns around and shows me his falling jeans complete with butt crack. What's with people showing me their butts lately btw?)
Zayd, after eating a turkey sandwich:
Zayd: Okay - now I am going to start my diet.
After eating another sandwich
Zayd: Okay - now I really am going to start my diet.
Zachary, while listening to his brothers arguing loudly.
Zach: See mom? This is why I play video games. It's my Advil.