Ethan: My pee pee is exercising.
I bit my bottom lip and Zach turned to the window to keep from laughing.
Finally Zach spoke.
Zach: What's going on back there, Ethan?
Ethan: I said my pee pee is exercising.
Zach: How do you know it is exercising?
Ethan: Because it is sticking straight up.
Me: Does it hurt?
Zach turns to me with a "What the ?? are you talking about" look...
Zach: (whispering) Why would it hurt?
Me: I don't KNOW? How would I know? Maybe it hurts!
Can't it just hurt? I mean, he's only 6...
Zach: Ethan - why do you say if it is sticking out it is exercising?
Me: Because way back when he told me it was sticking straight out, he asked me what it was doing and I told him it was exercising.
Zach looks at me again with this "What the?" look. Actually, I thought my response was genius.
Me: What was I supposed to say!?
Ethan makes another announcement from the backseat:
Ethan: Okay. It's breathing now. It's done exercising.