Caring for the clean

Zachary, our 14-year-old, was responsible for the pack this morning. Both Paul and I had to work.

We had a list of chores for the boys to accomplish before we got home.

Zach apparently had his own requirements for the boys.

Me: So how did everything go today?

Zach: Good.

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Zach: I made them all shower this morning.

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Me: Okay. Why?

Zach: Because they always stink.

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Zach: Well... with the exception of Evan. He is unusually clean.


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Zach: I think he is self-cleaning.

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Zach: And interestingly enough... he always smells like Febreeze.